Quod Licet Iovi...

No time for serious blogging
Only one, rather lazy, posting today. Mr Owl ( thank you, EJ, for the picture ) will be watching this weblog for the next days. Sorry, and shabbat shalom.
Stort de knopen van uw gulp...(*)
Mijn scepsis over de zin en het nut van grootschalige, georganiseerde ontwikkelingshulp is de laatste jaren - mede door wat ik allemaal heb gelezen, gehoord en gezien in de loop van de voorbereidingen van het UCP-rapport voor het CIDI vorig jaar - tot cynisme verworden. Voor de goede orde, het gaat bij UCP maar om een paar organisaties ( die alles bij elkaar met honderden miljoenen gesubsidieerd worden ), maar zij zijn niet de enige die met belastinggeld puur politieke doelen steunen die niet of nauwelijks iets met ontwikkelingshulp te maken hebben. Natuurlijk hebben de mensen in arme landen hulp nodig, natuurlijk moet dat professioneel gebeuren, maar de ontwikkelingsindustrie is helaas niet zelden gewoon corruptiegevoelige big business, waarbij je je af kunt vragen hoeveel centen er van iedere Euro of dollar bij het uiteindelijke doel - of bij direkt daaraan verwante en noodzakelijke bijdoelen - terecht komen. Sommige mensen zullen misschien zeggen dat als er zelfs maar 1 of 10 cent van iedere Euro goed besteed wordt het de moeite waard blijft om te blijven geven. Ik zeg dat niet.
Dit bericht - ik zeg het voorzichtig, niet alleen omdat de Telegraaf mijn bron hier is - lijkt de twijfels van de cynici te bevestigen. Toch blijven er genoeg kleinschalige, mooie, controleerbare en leuke acties over waaraan je als eenvoudige burger bescheiden of gul kunt bijdragen zonder je aan politieke boodschappen en overhead te ergeren. Hanneke Groenteman promoot zo'n actie.
(*)"...in de bus voor Winterhulp ". Uit: Don Quishocking, Collecte.
60

Het is ook allemaal niet makkelijk
Iran waarschuwt Syrie over steun aan Hezbollah
Aanrader
Op 22 mei speelt het Idan Rachel Project in De Melkweg The Max in Amsterdam. De Joodse Omroep maakt opnamen, die zondag 8 juni worden uitgezonden ( Nederland 2, 12-13 uur ). Van harte aanbevolen. Ik heb hun tweede album, en ik heb ooit heel erg van een concert van hen genoten ( met dank aan Intel ).
Israel and I
- Last night I received an e-mail telling me that my book - interviews with 15 Dutch VIPs and celebs about their relationship with Israel - will be published and presented next month. This means some more work against the clock in the next week or so, but finally the end is near, and I am looking forward to it.
- Here is one article that made me smile this morning: God must be a leftist.
- In the Dutch daily De Telegraaf I read that the Saudi government understands what Israel has been telling the world for many years: Teheran is behind much of the instability and violence in Lebanon. For just as many years Damascus has been the ayatollahs' little helper in this. Not that other Arab or Muslim countries, the West or Israel ever contributed too much to the stability on Israel's northern border, but it is important when even Israel's enemies recognize who the real and main villains are in this sad and ongoing saga.
- Behatslaha! to the new commander of Israel's Air Force, Major General Ido Nehushtan.
Al HaPanim - NOT
Déja Vu ( Écrit )
Some people asked me why I do not write more about Israeli politics and the ongoing operation in the Gaza Strip. Lack of time is my main excuse. Also, as long as Gilad Shalit is not set free there is not much to write, I am afraid. Both sides are talking about escalation, 'going one step further', a wholly new ball game, etc. etc. but all of this we already have seen and done before, and there really is nothing new under the sun. Except for some sort of workable political agreement to which all sides will stick, everything has been tried in the past. Since I have so much to do, so little time and even less original or brilliant ideas and solutions, I think that blogging about 'the situation' should not be my first priority right now.
NB: I wrote these lines on July 5th 2006, exactly one week before the Lebanon War started. There are too many similarities between then and now for me to be totally at ease and relaxed right now. I really hope that I am just a worrywart ( o.k., I found that word in a dictionary ). I noticed that on the day the war in the North started I even had time and patience to write about my new cellphone. By the way, I still have that phone, and I am still very happy with it. A day later the first rocket landed in Haifa. A week after that we fled to Holland. You can read my postings from those two summer months here and here. It was a very 'productive' period for me as a blogger and writer. Nevertheless, I am looking forward to a very 'dry' and fruitless summer this year.
Ready, aim, fire!
( Ha'Aretz News Flash )
01:58 Lieberman: I'd join Netanyahu gov't if I got defense position (Haaretz)
The other day I read that if elections were held now, the outcome could very well be a coalition of Nethanyahu/Likud, Lieberman/Israel Our Home, Eitam/National Religious Party-National Union, Shas, and Gaydamak. At least three of these party leaders have been or still are under some sort of investigation, and more Shas MKs than I can remember have already been convicted of fraud, theft and other crimes. So the chances of any future government serving out its term without any legal interruptions are small, to use an understatement. But Lieberman as Defense Minister? For heaven's sake! Never mind that he is a fanatic and a racist, but that man technically even would have to salute me ( 1st sergeant ( res. ) ) if the two of us were in the army together! Doesn't our precious army deserve a supreme commander who has commanded more than a toilet cleaning unit? I wouldn't even trust this man with commanding a firing squad, like his equal Corporal Jones in Blackadder IV. Haven't we learnt anything two years ago? I'm afraid not. Israel's problem is not so much the fact that many if not most of our leaders are corrupt, weak and without any vision, but rather the truly worrying fact that there are few if any real and trustworthy alternatives. I would very much like to believe that Tzipi Livni can be such an alternative, but unfortunately her leeway is very limited and her record has already been tainted by the games ( compromises, party dynamics, opportunism etc. ) that every politician, no matter how clean and good-willing he or she is, has to play in order to get anywhere over here. In spite of that she is one of the few Israeli politicians whom I truly respect ( and like, in a way ), who appear to have some sort of vision, and who seem to have what it takes to become a real political leader. And I say this not ( only ) because I got the opportunity to interview her last week ( she did not really tell me anything that I - or anybody else who has followed Israeli politics and her role in it - did not know).
Back to bed
Happy anniversary

War of Independence 2008
Independence Day 2008 in Haifa
HaTikvah
Today I won't be posting, I have to write an interview that I had yesterday with Israel's Foreign Minister, Tzipi Livni, for three Dutch newspapers. The interview will be published on Saturday and Monday, on a full page. In honor of Remembrance Day ( Yom HaZikaron ), which starts tonight, I post a beautiful rendition of my favorite national anthem ( I love quite a few national anthems, including the Dutch one, which like the Hatikvah gives me goose bumps, even though I am in no way a fanatical nationalist ) by Aki Jacob. For tomorrow night, when Israel's 60th Independence Day celebrations start, I will try a new Blogger feature, scheduled ( i.e. future ) posting, with another version of HaTikvah.
Remembrance Day

Nothing says "I love you" as much as donating 30 criminals
Californian governor Arnold Schwarzenegger probably had enough of the bad image that some Austrians have given ( and are giving ) his country of birth. He came up with a brilliant idea to show that ( former ) Austrians can be big-hearted ( and philosemitic ) as well. As a gesture to Israel, on the occasion of our 60th anniversary, he donates 30 prisoners to the Israeli Prison Service. Now, if that is not generosity, what is? :-)
PS: Ik dacht niet dat ik zou kunnen lachen om iets wat ook maar enigszins in verband kan worden gebracht met Josef Fritzl, tot ik sommige van de commentaren bij dit artikel las.
Danger: 'Red Ken' Lo(o)se(s)
Although I have no problem whatsoever with the fact that Mr Livingstone will stop being the mayor of London, I am not happy with his electoral loss either. First of all, I have no idea who that Boris guy really is, I mainly know him as some sort of clown ( his hair reminds me somehow of a Dutch clown/parliamentarian/cineast ). What really bothers me, though, is the fact that 'Red Ken' now will have a lot of spare time, and many retired politicians and other public figures who have both an obsession with Israel ( or Jews ) and too much time on their hands have turned their obsession into an annoying hobby. Anyway, congratulations Mr Johnson, and good luck to all Londoners with their new mayor.
In the Dutch Mountains
In Holland, these days you will hear and read comments about Israel and the Jews that - unless my memory deceives me - you would not hear and read ten, fifteen years ago. I do not know if what is behind that is anti-Semitism ( old or new, indigenous or 'imported' ), anti-Zionism, an anonymity ( provided by the internet ) that did not exist or was not very common yet in the 1990s, the effect of 9/11 and Islamist terror, a false sense of solidarity with the Palestinians or a combination of all that. Still, in Dutch online media which offer the possibility of providing feedback you will almost always encounter anti-Jewish verbal violence whenever a subject comes up that involves Israel or the Jews. And I am not talking about ( one-sided, or balanced and totally justified, even welcome ) criticism of Israel here. It appears to me that in this context there is no real difference between Right and Left, even though in Dutch politics anti-Israel bias has more and more become a characteristic of the Left. A good example of the tone of anti-Jewish comments I just found on the website of the Dutch free daily De Pers, underneath an article that is titled "Israel remembers Holocaust". I will translate the two first comments, even though they do not deserve that and should be ignored. Someone 'named' Tuurke, registered at the website since December 2007 and the writer of 540 posts since then, commented:
- Holocaust is a word that the Jews have appropriated unlawfully. As if Gypsies, gays and many more do not fall in that category. Typical "Jews' trick".
- From my mother I heard about the Jews. In the war a Jewish family had to leave (*). That is why they left the main household effects with neigbors. With one neigbor they left a box of with shoes. A few streets further down they also left a box with shoes. After the war, when those Jews did not come back (**), the box was checked more closely. In one box there were only left shoes, and a few streets there were only right shoes in that box. My mother always said after that: "...those are real 'Jews' tricks' ".
(*) Notice the euphemism.
(**) You can almost hear Tuurke think: "Good riddance!". Many if not most Dutch Jews who wrote or spoke about their return from the camps or from hiding mentioned neighbors who refused or were quite unwilling to return valuables, clothes and other effects that the Jews left with their neigbors before they went into hiding or were deported. The cynical term for these neighbors is "Bewarier", a combinatie of the Dutch words for 'to keep/save' ( bewaren ) and 'Aryan' ( Arier ).
( Also posted on PoliGazette ).
Angels and demons

Bits and pieces
- About two days a year most Israeli media talk about only one subject, the Holocaust. Of course the Shoah is discussed and mentioned during the rest of the year as well, but on Holocaust Day and the day preceding it we are simply overfed with excellent, very good, good, reasonable, bad, very bad and horrible documentaries, interviews and movies that somehow deal with the Shoah. I am very much interested in the subject, both personally and professionally, but I can understand why some young Israelis ( my wife is one of them ) are very uncomfortable with it, or simply ignore it for 363/4 days a year.
- It is a known fact that Israeli politicians love to abuse the Holocaust to further their own interests, thereby contributing to falsification of Holocaust/Nazi historiography and Holocaust denial, and making it even easier for our enemies from within and without to make unhistorical and unjustified comparisons and analogies. But why is it that a major Likud politician such as Yuval Steinitz has to choose Yom HaShoah to make a stupid and historically ridiculous remark ( " Hamas is Nazi movement " ) that insults not only the intelligence of all of us, but also the memory of the victims of both Nazism and Hamas terror?
- That highly intelligent people can do dumb things is no news, but this really struck me as gross and foolish.
- I recognize some of my own feelings and doubts in this article.
- This article, written by a non-Jewish Greek blogger and editor of Ha'Aretz in English, I read with great interest. I agree totally with his conclusion: "The Holocaust does not make Jews or Israel infallible. Nor did the Holocaust alone make Israel - that is post-colonial gibberish of hateful extremists. But so long as there are those out there dreaming of another Holocaust, I know whose side I am on. "
- There are a lot of unjust, stupid and bad things being done in and by this country, and the last sixty years have given Israel and the Israelis not only many, many reasons to be proud and grateful but also many, many reasons to make amends, do some soul-searching, improve our own lives and those of the people around us. Still, when I hear an Auschwitz survivor tell me during an interview how she listened with tears in her eyes to the radio broadcast of the UN vote for the partition of Palestine ( November 29th 1947 ) and what she felt at that moment ( "I was so happy that I, a little girl from the camp, had been able to live and see this day" ), and when I hear and see our daughter ( 9 ) and son ( 5 ) (*) sing Israel's national anthem in beautiful Hebrew, I feel hardly anything but a lot of pride and joy that I have been able to play a tiny part in the history of this state.
(*) Grandchildren and great-grandchildren of Holocaust survivors and great-grandchildren of a man of exactly my age who was arrested in France, deported from Drancy and murdered in Maidanek; our 1 1/2-year-old son is named after him.
Yom HaZikaron LaShoah

The wall in itself is not so bad, it is a pity that it is a necessity, and when it comes to keeping suicide bombers and their equipment out, it does its job pretty well. The main problems with it are that it is a typical short-term Israeli solution ( improvise is our middle name, after all ), and that it was not built right on the Green Line. I am not one of those who claim that we should do what the world wants us to ( if we did we would not be here, or not be here anymore), but if we had built the wall on our side of the border we could rightfully claim that the only purpose of the wall is to protect ourselves. Now it is almost impossible to convince anyone with half a brain that security is our only concern as far as building the wall is concerned.
I have interviewed a number of European decision and opinion makers, most of them understand or at least have sympathy for our security concerns, all of them had to concede that when it comes to security the wall serves its purpose, but none of them can endorse the idea in itself, primarily because it has all the appearances of another Israeli attempt to grab Palestinian lands.
My opposition to the wall as ( or rather where ) it is and my support for an end to the occupation are not derived from a more than average sympathy for the Palestinians ( though I have nothing against them and feel sorry for them ) but from my concern for our own interest. Those who believe that the Palestinians will truly love us if we simply behave well are deluding themselves just as much as those who believe that the occupation can last forever, that it serves our security and that being tough is the answer to all our troubles.
PS: At least through the comment I renewed contact with Lisa, and we will have breakfast next week, right before I am off to Jerusalem for an exclusive ( for Dutch newspapers, that is ) interview with a major figure in Israeli politics. By the way, those who have followed my articles and postings in the last 5+ years already have a clue what my answer is to the final question that I am asked in the second last comment on Lisa's posting. And no, I am not starting a whole comment-discussion about this or other issues right now, I have many other things to do.
Fijne Koninginnedag
( Cartoon gevonden op foksuk.nl )
Als pseudo-republikein ( als het aan mij lag zou het koninklijke huis alleen ceremoniele functies mogen vervullen, elke mogelijke politieke inbreng van HM & Co. zou moeten worden voorkomen, maar ik heb verder niets tegen - of met - hen, en heb geen zin of puf om actief republikein te worden, het is ook teveel een ver-van-mijn-bed-show ) wens ik iedereen in Nederland een fijne koninginnedag toe. In Nederland hield ik me altijd verre van het feestgewoel, in Israel hoef ik niets van dat alles te ontvluchten. Hier is het heerlijk weer overigens, en bij jullie?
Eyn, eyn, eyn hagiga...

Zoek de vaut
Uit het RNW nieuwsbulletin van gisteravond:
Berlijn stemt tegen behoud Tempelhof
Inwoners van Berlijn hebben in een referendum gestemd tegen het behoud van Tempelhof, de oudste luchthaven van Duitsland. Na het tellen van bijna alle stemmen bleek maar een kleine 21 procent Tempelhof te willen redden. Het stadsbestuur van Berlijn besloot eind oktober de luchthaven te sluiten. Tegenstanders dwongen een referendum af door ruim 200.000 handtekeningen te verzamelen, maar dat heeft dus niet geholpen. Tempelhof werd gebouwd in de jaren '20 van de vorige eeuw door de nazi's. Na de Tweede Wereldoorlog werd de luchthaven symbool van het vrije West-Berlijn. De Amerikanen vlogen voor tonnen aan hulpgoederen in toen de Russen West-Berlijn in 1948 afsloten van de rest van de wereld. De afgelopen decennia werd Tempelhof hoofdzakelijk gebruikt voor zakelijk vliegverkeer.
Leest niemand zulke berichten door voordat ze de wijde wereld worden ingezonden?
Today's Zionism at its best
This says it all. When Israel celebrates its 60th Independence Day many of the most prominent Israeli artists will not perform here. Idan Raichel, Rami Kleinstein, David Broza, Achinoam Nini, all of them will be performing in the United States. Israeli audiences - i.e., in the case of Independence Day celebrations, municipalities and local authorities - most probably are unable to afford the fees ( in dollars!, even in Israel ) that these stars charge. This way rich Jews and Israeli emigrants ( for whom the incentives offered by the Absorption Ministry in order to lure them back home are nothing but an insulting joke ) will be able to dance around the American fleshpots on the tunes of some of the best artists that Israel has to offer. And who comes to celebrate here? Mikhail Gorbachev, George W. Bush, Rupert Murdoch, Henry Kissinger, Abdurrahman Wahid, and Sergey Brinn, to name a few names on Shimon Peres' guest list. What a shame that Barbara Streisand will not be singing Avinu Malkenu in Jerusalem after all.
PS: If I sound bitter and frustrated, maybe that is because I am. And I am not the only one over here, I am sure. Honestly, isn't all this even slightly ridiculous?
Telegraaf Over Nederland
Als ik de ( voorlopige ) resultaten van deze peiling en vooral de reacties erop mag geloven zal de basis voor de volgende regering voor een belangrijk deel uit een VVD-PVV-TON blok bestaan. Er zitten in de partijnamen te weinig klinkers om er een leuke woordspeling van te maken, zelfs met CDA en D66 erbij. Wordt het toch nog Balkenende 5?













