- Matthew Christiansen, historian: "I'm confident Hamas will embrace peace once it destroys Israel."
- Caroline Beck, editor: " Well, so much for my spring-break plans."
- Uri Reed, corporate spokesman: "You heard it here first - I predict we are going to see many years of violence and unrest in the Middle East."
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Also on the website of The Onion, when asked "Following Sharon's replacement and the recent political victory for Hamas, the future of the Middle East looks more uncertain than ever. What do you think?", three ordinary Americans gave very insightful reactions:
Posted by Bert at 6:33 AM